I
try to write down things
I
hear when I walk around.
Did
you know you can have
A
heart-attack from shoveling snow?
There
is a punk version of Hamlet.
Karaoke comes from two words
In
Japanese, the first meaning empty,
The
second meaning orchestra.
Elephants
have four knees.
The
average male eats about
Thirty-five
thousand cookies.
Whiskey is not the same as whisky,
And
only the Scots know the difference.
Also,
4% of barreled whiskey evaporates
Before
it is bottled and taxed more
Than
an average American is taxed.
My
neighbor eats cookies with whiskey.
I
have never seen an elephant,
But
I have seen Hamlet.
I
keep my singing in the shower.
I
shovel snow.
I
avoid cookies.
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